Thursday, 22 January 2009

When "Are you gonna be around tonight?" means "Get the Hell out"

All the time. (the one true blanket statement i've ever made)

Doesn't matter if its me stating the question, or having it posed to me.

Roommates don't actually want you home for any reason, or require to see you or spend quality time together anymore than usual with you.

"Are you gonna be around tonight?" 

"I make no guarantees."

If you need clarity on what that means, it means:
"Are you gonna be around tonight, I'd like to screw some chick/guy"
"Are you gonna be around tonight, I'm sick of your face and I want to watch something I want to watch on TV."
"Are you gonna be around tonight, I want someone to cook for me cuz i'm a lazy ass."

It means everything except:
"Are you gonna be around tonight, I really like spending quality time with you watching some random Car show/Grey's anatomy. I miss you and I want to spend more time with you :(."


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